“Lisa, if you don't like your job, you don't strike. You just go in every day and do it really half-assed. That's the American way.”
- Homer Simpson
742 Evergreen Terrace, Springfield
939-555-0113 chunkylover53@aol.com
“Lisa, if you don't like your job, you don't strike. You just go in every day and do it really half-assed. That's the American way.”
- Homer Simpson
742 Evergreen Terrace, Springfield
939-555-0113 chunkylover53@aol.comMy name is Homer and I'm a father of three and I currently work as a safety inspector at the local Nuclear Power Plant
My favorite color is blue and I spend my free time dancing, eating, hugging, playing the piano or watch the TV.
Springfield Nuclear Power Plant Sector 7-G, Springfield
Award winning nuclear safety inspector with over 30 years of experience.
City of Springfield, USA
Broke up famous weasel-selling ring and secured community support in almost-successful effort to expel organized crime from city.
Moe's Tavern and Homer's Hunting Club, Springfield, USA
Launched a remodeling project that led to 100% reduction in clientele and found loophole to serve alcohol on private property as a hunting club.
National Aeronautics and Space Administration (NASA), Cape Canaveral, USA
Saved a space shuttle from potential harm by eating chips in zero-G and kept the shuttle sealed with a carbon rod.
Springfield, USA
Owner, Chief Marketing Officer and Chief Driver for snow-plowing business. Found success in marketing to late-night TV audience as they were to lazy to shovel their driveways in the morning.
Also have experience in being a boxer, superhero, detective, FBI agent, opera singer, farmer, santa clause, paparazzi, referee and etc.
Winner of the Grammys for Outstanding Soul, Spoken Word and Barbershop Album of the Year with The Be-Sharps.
Winner of Montgomery Burns Award for Outstanding Service in the Field of Excellence.
Springfield High School, Springfield, USA